i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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