It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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