You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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