He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
nutella sex= disaster
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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