69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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