What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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