My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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