He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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