It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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