Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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