I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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