i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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