Where is the hickey?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Pooping to opera.
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