The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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