For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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should my penis look like a turkey
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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