Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
time to smoke my breakfast
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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