chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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