I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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