We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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