plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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