why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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