well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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