I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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