I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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