His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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