Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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