just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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