I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You made out with two different species that night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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