How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
