And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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