Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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