I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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