ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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