Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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