Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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