For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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