awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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