Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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