Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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