Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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