Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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