Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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