It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
