This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There's always time for handjobs
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I have post one night stand depression
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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