we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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