PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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