...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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