i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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