I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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