we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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