Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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