Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The uberlube is also flammable
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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