You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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