It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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