wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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