I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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