doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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